25 Ways to Amuse Konoha

                                25 Ways to Entertain Yourself in Konohagakure

1. Switch the signs on the men and women hot springs without Jiraiya’s knowledge.
2. Convince Konohamaru that Ino has a tattoo on her butt.  Videotape his attempts to pull her pants down.  Post video on Youtube.
3. Make a shadow clone of yourself and have it transform into Sasuke.  Have clone have a makeout session with Sakura.  Videotape session.  Show video to Ino, Lee, and Naruto.
4. Make a shadow clone of yourself and have it transform into Sasuke.  Have clone have a makeout session with Ino.  Videotape session.  Show video to Sakura.
5. Replace Kiba’s soldier pills with ecstasy pills.
6. Make a small army of shadow clones and have them dress up as members of the dead Uchiha Clan.  Chase Sasuke around the Uchiha compound.
7. Dress up as Itachi and chase Sasuke around the Uchiha compound.
8. Go to the women hot springs and release a lot of spiders, snakes, toads, and frogs.
9. Take Tsunade out for sake and get her stinking drunk.  Videotape her dancing on top of a table naked.  Post video on Youtube.
10. Steal all the copies of Icha Icha Paradise.  Videotape Kakashi’s reaction.
11. Make a shadow clone of yourself and have it transform into Hinata.  Have clone have a makeout session with Naruto.  Videotape session.  Show video to Hiashi and Neji.  If Naruto seems to enjoy the session show it to Hinata seperately and videotape her reaction.
12. Convince Kiba to bark like a dog every time somebody speaks.
13. Convince Konohamaru to perform the sexy jutsu every time Iruka or Ebisu speaks.
14. Set Tsunade up on a blind date… with Jiraiya.
15. Set Shizune up on a blind date… with Jiraiya.
16. Destroy all the Ramen stands.  Videotape Naruto’s reaction.
17. Set Kurenai up on a blind date… with Jiraiya.
18. If you are desperate… steal all of Rock Lee’s and Might Guy’s clothes.
19. Set Anko up on a blind date… with Jiraiya.
20. Board up Jiraiya’s peephole at the women hot springs.
21. Convince Naruto that Tsunade has resigned from the position of Hokage and that it has been filled by…. Orochimaru?
22. Destroy the barbeque place that Team 10 eats at.  Videotape Choji’s reaction.
23. Teach Konohamaru even more perverted jutsu.  Videotape Ebisu’s reaction.  Post video on Youtube.
24. Summon a boss Summoning Animal.  Transform the animal into the Nine-tailed Fox.  Have the animal then walk through Konoha.
25. Make Tsunade’s face on the Hokage Mountain more realistic by adding wrinkles and other age marks.